I’ve recently discovered a thing on the internet called fmylife.com. It’s where people write down things that happen in their life that really really suck and make them wanna say “F” my life. Because they’re situations that make someone else’s life suck, they’re absolutely hilarious. Of course there are the few that are just kind of okay and don’t really give you much joy in the person’s suffering or the ones that actually really suck and you kind of feel bad for the person, but for the most part they cause me to giggle a little. Sometimes the person really does deserve the thing that happens to them cause they did a stupid thing. That’s why there are options to vote. There’s an option that says “I agree, your life is f***ed.” Then there’s the option to click that says, “You deserved that one.”
Here are a few examples of some ones I found pretty funny.
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I had to sing in a choir for Easter. Without making it even halfway across the stage, my high heel got caught on a cord that was supposed to be "taped down" causing me and 20 other people to collapse. Turns out it was a main power cord that left us in the dark for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, “Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean.” He replied by saying, “Your eyes are so brown…like my shit.” FML
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