Get ready for story time!

Hannah: Why do we have finger nails?
Me: I'm not sure, maybe to protect the skin at the tip of our fingers?
Hannah: But what's so special about the tips of my fingers? Why don't we have fingernails all over our bodies? I mean the rest of me should be protected too right?
Me: Woah, what if we had fingernails all over our bodies? Or our whole body was a fingernail!
Hannah: I'd paint myself a pretty color and spray myself with spray on glue and then roll in glitter!
Me: Or you could have a friend blow it on you while you spin! That'd be so cool! and you could be a different color every day. Instead of changing clothes, you changed colors of the paint you're wearing and whether you want glitter or not.
Hannah: Next step in evolution

We decided we should have our own reality tv show after this.